And for what? So I can do it all over again the next day? Man, it's worse than dishes! At least if I don't wash the dishes people will still be willing to sit next to me in the interminable staff meeting. I mean, if there's no other seats.
I've always been a bit of a hippie, you know; mineral deodorant and tea tree oil instead of lady speed stick, ixnay on the ipsticklay, and I drink organic wine whenever I can. Heck, I even like patchouli and shoes that look like baked potatoes!
So I think it's time for a change. I'm going to be revolting soon, like the Egyptian freedom fighters. Come on, you know those people are good and dirty now, after weeks of marching in the streets, and I, for one, am very pleased with their heroic efforts. REVOLTING IS GOOD, PEOPLE! JOIN ME, IF YOU DARE!
Next on the chopping block: dental hygiene.